Sarah ([info]zeppo) wrote,
@ 2002-06-14 17:30:00
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Fear and its many forms
The book is entitled "A Golden Treasury of Natural History". It was written in 1965. Upon opening its thin pages the unmistakable "old book" smell permeates your nose and the inside cover bears the hubristic childhood scrawling of each of my brothers and sisters names as it was passed down from sibling to sibling as each one lost interest and then ultimately came to my attentive hands.
I carefully exacted my signature in cornflower blue crayola when I was about seven.
I know that for many years I looked at that book every day. Any sort of scientific fascination I developed always led to me scouring a particular chapter, Paleontology, Zoology, Geology, Entomology and Oceanography. The deep ocean section lured me in every time. The myriad of freakish lovely creatures that existed happily with never seeing the light of day was enthralling to my grade school imagination. Invariably however, my joy would turn to apprehension as I approached page 103 - Tridac naderosa - The giant clam.
Just the sight of the hulking beast made me edgy, as if it could suddenly leap off the page and consume me before I could squeeze out a pitiful cry for assistance.
I would have dreams of the ghastly mollusk levitating ominously at the end of my parents long long hallway. I would be frozen in fear until it slowly opened its gaping maw and started hurtling through the air towards me, chomping at my tiny heels.
I would scream bloody murder and vainly attempt to escape into back bedrooms that had inevitably been locked from the inside resulting in my horrible bloody demise.
The inside of the huge shell always looked like it might have been sort of velvety, but I knew having spent years at the bottom of the ocean it was freezing cold and slimy with all manner of ocean insects hanging onto its giant lips waiting to make a meal on whatever spilled from the Giant Clam feasting on the bones of small children.

He doesn't really scare me anymore.... not like Mr. Peanut.





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[info]semiprecious
2002-06-14 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Eeeep!
Those green lips are like something out of Little Shop of Horrors
That's terrific.
Is a Bear's-Paw anything like a Pee-Paw?

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[info]zeppo
2002-06-14 04:38 pm UTC (link)
Pee-Paw taught them giant clams how to dance!

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[info]scottopic
2002-06-14 02:46 pm UTC (link)
I had a similar book, which frightened me with a shark picture.

No...wait, it wasn't a book, it was one of those Viewmaster things...
and it was a seabass or grouper. Really.

I suppose that's not quite as interesting as a giant clam.
I need to stop sniffing head cleaner.

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[info]zeppo
2002-06-14 04:48 pm UTC (link)
I love the viewmaster things! I still have a couple laying around somewhere if that speaks of my maturity level.

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Well It scares me....
[info]hardman
2002-06-14 02:51 pm UTC (link)
Put it away!!

I love the ruler to demonstrate scale. I can see how that would do it for your.

...espescially at your parents bedside.

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Re: Well It scares me....
[info]zeppo
2002-06-14 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Yeah I always though the ruler made it that much scarier. As I got older it began to look like mushmouth from Fat Albert and became more comical than anything else.

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[info]lothie
2002-06-14 03:07 pm UTC (link)
That's like Mr Do Bee.

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[info]zeppo
2002-06-14 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Huh? Who?

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[info]lothie
2002-06-14 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I've made the entry private for now, but basically a similar sort of childhood trauma thing.

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[info]mercurious
2002-06-14 03:22 pm UTC (link)
That reminds me of the anatomy book we had when I was little. I can't remember why my dad thought it would be a good idea to show a five-year-old what a naked, precicely anatomically correct (I mean, it was an anatomy book) man without skin looked like. He was detailed in very vivid colors, and the book had the old smell. It had a dark red canvas cover. I hate the feel of bookcovers like that even to this day. There were many, many awful things in that book, but the two that still give me nightmares are the naked skinless man, and the section on tapeworms.

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[info]zeppo
2002-06-14 04:53 pm UTC (link)
YES!!! We had an anatomy book with tapeworms too! They scared the bejesus outta me! The pics from the anatomy book that used to spook me in a major way were the muscle diagrams were just the skin was missing. I could not honestly (as an 8-year-old) think of a more unpleasant way to die, plus the eyeballs were always bulging out in a zombie-like fashion.

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[info]mercurious
2002-06-14 09:11 pm UTC (link)
I still have an unnatural fear of intestinal parasites. It doesn't help that I love biology; now I know more about them than I ever wanted to.

Yeah, the musculature diagrams.. I couldn't remember what they were called. The mouth always looked so strange too. Well, and the penis.

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[info]zeppo
2002-06-15 04:53 am UTC (link)
I had forgotten about the stipped penis - sheesh!
I think I may have ruined my breakfast.

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[info]mercurious
2002-06-15 08:37 am UTC (link)
Sorry about that!
Nothing like sharing childhood fears..

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Re: Literary Yo-Yo
[info]slackjawed
2002-06-14 04:43 pm UTC (link)
As far as clams go, none can be as enticing or the source of such apprehension as the Cuzerosa- commonly known as the Bearded Clam. I remember the first picture I saw of it, scary, yet calling out to some part of me. I was snatched. When I first came upon one in real life, I was amazed.

Ever since I have become somewhat of an expert on the bearded clam. I should write a book.

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Bearded clams eat sea snakes for breakfast
[info]zeppo
2002-06-14 05:12 pm UTC (link)
You have been hanging out way to much with
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You have been hanging out way to much with <ljuser="larrondo"> I fear. It is dulling your usual brilliant fine edge.
As for the book, I beg of you please do not entitle it "Lawrence of a Labia"

hahahaaa!!!!!

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[info]slackjawed
2002-06-14 07:32 pm UTC (link)
what is this dulling my usual brilliant fine edge shit?

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[info]zeppo
2002-06-15 04:49 am UTC (link)
I was just giving you "the business".
By the way I failed to put larrondos user name in there which is who I was referencing - my apologies.... hey are you coming up here soon?

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[info]slackjawed
2002-06-15 11:45 am UTC (link)
Yeah, perhaps the larrando reference would have made it seem more like a joke. Without that, it was kinda like "Gee, your stuff really sucks lately." I could tell you were kidding, cus, well, Im so fucking smart.
But, no, I wont be coming up there. I was planning on doing Atlanta this weekend, but my plans changed when my friend in atlanta told me he was coming here this weekend. The main reason I was going was to see him, so I wont be making it up there. I told dragonmonkey that if he put off his atlanta trip this weekend until the week I would go with him, but he couldnt do that. So, somewhere in your town today is a nerdy, literary type with digestive problems who tends to alternately wax philosophic and burst out in spasms like a hyperactive 11 year-Old girl. Fun guy, maybe he will look you up.

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[info]zeppo
2002-06-15 07:07 pm UTC (link)
yeah I am about to go meet him for drinks.

Thank you for not taking any insult. At the risk of sounding gooey and sentimental, you have to know you are one of my favorite people on here. The reason you have to know it, is because I would never say anything so sickeningly sweet out loud because I am dead inside... so let's never speak of this again.

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[info]championship
2002-06-14 05:32 pm UTC (link)
you have some crazy stories..but I like them...

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[info]zeppo
2002-06-14 08:05 pm UTC (link)
thanks babydoll.

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[info]deadmissbates
2002-06-14 08:05 pm UTC (link)
ha! that is a hilarious story. i love kids educational books. esp. the vintage ones. i just found your journal today. i added you to my friends list. :D

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[info]zeppo
2002-06-15 04:50 am UTC (link)
You have James Burke as your user icon, he is my god.
You are added - long live Jambi.

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[info]delilahdewylde
2002-06-15 12:35 am UTC (link)
I LOVE the old book smell. The mustier and moldier the better.

And Mr. Peanut is disturbing. So is King Vitamin.

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[info]zeppo
2002-06-15 04:56 am UTC (link)
oh I had forgotten about King Vitamin! He was creepy in sort of child molester sort of way.

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[info]ellimayhem
2002-06-16 12:44 pm UTC (link)
Hi! I just added you to my friends page, it was very fun meeting you at the Vortex last night!

Yah, I'm just waking up. Have fun, see ya round!

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[info]zeppo
2002-06-16 08:03 pm UTC (link)
I had a good time too, it was great talking to you! I will try to catch the show tomorrow.

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[info]archiedavis
2002-06-18 11:11 am UTC (link)
wait a minute!
that story is the same as mine, except you have to place the sock monkey in its stead.

what is it about the long hallway that etched its way into our wee brains?

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